Middle Son Tells Jokes
April 1st, 2008 by LeoraEema? Eema, are you listening?
I’m telling about a solar flashlight for the deep dark woods.
No response from Eema.
Tries again: Eema? Get it? A solar flashlight in the deep dark woods!
Eema finally pays some attention. How’s it going to work in the deep dark woods? she asks.
A *SOLAR* flashlight. Get it?
Oh, says Eema.
Another one from my son:
OPEN 24 – 7
Now closed.
I walked into a restaurant that had a sign that said “Breakfast anytime” so I asked for steak and eggs in the Renaissance – Steven Write
oops – Steven Wright, not Write.
Write is wrong.
Larry,
Good joke. Middle son liked it, too.
Totally off topic, I read some of your old posts. The ones for which I had a comment already had plenty! I liked your baby and the bath water post. You spent a lot of time on some of those posts.